I have to write a short story for English

"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno) 08/25/2014 at 22:15 • Filed to: None

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Guess what's gonna be included in it?

HELLCAT

Lol, I can't remember the last time I've written a story for English and it didn't center around cars.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:18

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Jewamy Cwawkson Fail for using religious terms on a school paper.

Conan > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:19

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It's the sort of car that makes me want a better job.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 08/25/2014 at 22:19

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Lol good thing my English teacher gives no shits about language.

scoob > Conan 08/25/2014 at 22:23

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Don't many, if not all, cars have that effect?

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:24

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Cant remember a story for english where I used cars. Actually, ive never written about cars outside Oppo/Heres the Thing Auto.

Tohru > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:24

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My guess was going to be how GM killed the EV-1.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:24

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Neither would mine. Probably.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 08/25/2014 at 22:25

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Since that's all I know, and can actually write 1,000 words on cars, that's what I do.

Conan > scoob 08/25/2014 at 22:25

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True. It's just more immediate. It says "700 horsepower and you can have it." You can sort of write off tuned Fox bodies as things that will explode.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Tohru 08/25/2014 at 22:25

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I don't even know that story.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:28

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The big Hellcat that could.

Once apon a time there was a Dodge called the Hellcat who boasted 707 horsepower but this Cat was bullied by a Nissan named Godzilla.

One day The cool cat said lets finish this once and for all about who is better and challenged the Nissan to a series of challenges.

The first was a Burnout competition. The Nissan tried but the AWD wouldn't allow it. The Hellcat laughed and with a dump of a clutch gave everyone in Oppotown lung cancer.

Then there was the AutoX where they battled it out but the Nissan won by 2.3 seconds.

Then the last event came, the drag race. The Hellcat had bought some new drag radials and let them rip in a glorious burnout which resulted that all the airways being closed because of this great and thick cloud of tire smoke. The Nissan pulled forward as cocky as always.

When the stalk turned green Godzilla used it's launch control to get the jump of the kitty from hell but the Hellcat said "I think I can, I think I can, Damn it I know I can!!" and blazed past the Nissan winning the race and respect of everyone in Oppotown.

THE END.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 08/25/2014 at 22:29

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I just found what other car I'm using.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:30

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Feel free to just submit this nice child's story.

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:30

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Oh man, things like articles, I can write them in minutes and be really satisfied.

With any school prompt talking about beliefs, or friendship, or ideas to make high school better (who comes up with this crap) I finish it quickly just so I can end the assignment.

Tohru > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:33

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_M…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_Kille…

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:36

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Also, how will you write about the Hellcat?

Did your teacher told you to write what you feel about, and immediately thought of the Wrath of the Devil that is the Hellcat? Or do you have an assigned prompt and ignored it because 204 MPH Dodge?

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve 08/25/2014 at 22:39

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Not sure yet honestly, it's not due til next wednesday so I've got time to figure it out.

It can be about whatever. It just has to have two characters.

Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 22:42

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So that'll be Little Logan, and Little Kitty.

Anon > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 23:00

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As an english major and an amature author, I'd love to proofread it for you.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Anon 08/25/2014 at 23:09

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I'll have to post it on here

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 23:09

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I once wrote a story for creative writing in college that was basically a rip off of Initial D. Except I(Takumi) drove a White RX7 with Ford Coyote 5.0l(my dream car at the time), and it took place in Colorado instead of Japan.

YouGoneAndDoneItNow > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 08/25/2014 at 23:32

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I've got your short story right here:

It was the worst of times. I had taken all my friends for a ride in my new SRT. I gunned the 707 hp engine around a corner while the street was wet from rain, I lost control and we crashed into oncoming traffic. My friend Travis was ejected from the car and into a nearby Wells Fargo.

707 hp sedans have no place on the road. Because the speed limit is usually 35mph.

Fuck I miss Travis.

The end.